December 2009
Jonathan Gold "The year in food: changing tastes" →
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I think I’ll write very short stories based on discarded grocery lists for this.
Nothing new under the sun:
Alicia: Hey, I'm going to be a vegetarian in 2010!
Jeremy: Yeah? Like the time you were a vegetarian when you lived with me?
Alicia: I was never a ...
Jeremy: Exactly. You were all, 'I don't eat meat!' and then I was like,
'Hey, want to go get tacos?'.
Alicia: Well, I don't remember that. I wasn't serious.
Jeremy: You were vegetarian except for 3 meals a day. Your snacking was meatless.
Alicia: Nuh-uh!
Jeremy: That was around the same time you were training for the LA Marathon, wasn't it?
Alicia: I hate you.
You are beautiful. You are enough, now and always. You have always been enough.
– Lindsey Markel.
I used the caption ‘Hi Jean!’ I’m clever. Teen Girl Squad voice: No! You’re not!
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I starting giggling like an idiot during yoga (haven’t been to a class in 8+ months) tonite when I remembered that I had squirreled away espresso clusters in my coat pockets. They were delicious with a forbidden cigarette post-class.
Hahahaha, my brother just hung up on me after shouting: Oh no! Poop attack!
I don’t know why my sweat smells like potatoes.