January 2012
Cobbler: There’s an app for that (Granny Smith).
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Blah is apparently the new black. →
Rick Santorum, you are the worst.
December 2011
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Let’s face it- deviancy has run amok on the Internet. 10 years ago, only...
– Richard Belzer as John Munch on Law and Order SVU.
I dreamt some awful post-apocalyptic scene last nite wherein my grandmother’s fictional denied lost blind brother showed up at our post-apocalyptic shelter driven by his cat and asked me how much I paid in rent before the world ended and I woke up screaming: J’ai perdu! J’ai perdu! (I forgot! I forgot!)
November 2011
There are two types of people; those who eat kale and those who should.
– - Bo Muller-Moore
October 2011
Be happier. →
I wish this was a joke because then I could laugh... →